need a light?

Welcome to Behind the P.E. Shed a very, very serious dedication to a group of very, very serious fictional men. These men come from all walks of life to do only a few simple things: live their lives, smoke their cigarettes, and annoy the hell out of everybody within ten miles of themselves. This site is dedicated to every rebellious, big-mouthed, too-smart-for-his-own-good idiot male in fiction to can't run from a fight because that would be an insult to his pride.

the who to the what now?

Who are these brave souls, so willing to fight for a righteous cause while their heads are stuck so firmly up their own rears? I will give you a scant few names of these legends.

  • Ichigo Kurosaki and Renji Abarai of Bleach
  • Sirius Black of Harry Potter
  • Dante of Devil May Cry

I hope one or two of the names on this list are familiar to you because they are the names of men that dared to open their mouths and never shut them.

but how can I ever thank them?

Alcohol and smokes, probably, but this is a family safe establishment. As it stands, you can do your part in the fight against level-headed planning and concern for the safety of others in two ways: supporting our heroes with kindness and thanks or doing what they would do and have it involve Costco-sized amounts of toilet paper.

where can I learn more about them?

You don't. Rebellious heroes are an emotionally reclusive and sometimes even broody bunch. We know only of their accomplishments and snappy wit.

this site has no point, does it?

None at all.

beind the p.e. shed?

The name for this site came to me in a blaze of glory, short lived and fueled by alcohol. Okay, no, I just realized rebellious types always go for a smoke behind the P.E. shed. It was created after years of joking between myself and Kelly that I may have a thing for rebellious male characters.

Evidence of my sad, sad love for smarmy jerk-offs can be found at Don't Fear the Reaper, Beastking, Rogue, Ignite, and Unrivaled. This gets an honorary mention.